A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
First Wedding Night
First Wedding Night
The new married couple are having their first night in the bedroom. Suddenly, the man asks his wife.
Man to wife on wedding night: "You sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with ?"
Wife replied: " Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others !"
The new married couple are having their first night in the bedroom. Suddenly, the man asks his wife.
Man to wife on wedding night: "You sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with ?"
Wife replied: " Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others !"
Difficult/ Easy questions
I "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."
"How??" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
Admission for the course was thus secured.
source : http://www.kinglishschool.com
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."
"How??" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
Admission for the course was thus secured.
source : http://www.kinglishschool.com
The True Love of Millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "She must be some woman. were you before you married her ? "
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
source : http://www.kinglishschool.com
Interviewer: "She must be some woman. were you before you married her ? "
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
source : http://www.kinglishschool.com
Dear Boss
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion
source : http://www.kinglishschool.com
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion
source : http://www.kinglishschool.com
What is Marketing?
What is Marketing?
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...?
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...?
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
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